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Backed with extensive focus groups, months of taste-testing, and a media
budget in the hundreds, the Fruitcake Protection Institute (FPI) and
[anonymous] have developed a multi-faceted marketing campaign that will put
fruitcake (and related fruitcake-like foods) back on the holiday map.
So grab the nearest fruitcake, hack off a slab, logon and let’s all have a great holiday. |
